Cropredy - Day 5 on the the Big Brother Boat an the inmates are starting to loose it. The agrophobic Guatamalan with an eating disorder has jumped overboard and the 2 would be pop starlets have fallen in love. Apart from that it's been pissing it down all day. Reached Cropredy and there's posters up for a mini fest this weekend (not the famous one) featuring a band called 'Spank the Monkey'...The pension drawing cashier at the Spar won't stop telling us how good they are - think she might need telling. We get back and realise her conversation is an elaborate scheme to fleece us out of a tenner that she's overcharged. You can't trust anyone, not even well meaning country grannies.